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Groovy tweeple you should follow

I've seen similar lists in other technologies, but have not seen a list for Groovy and Grails people. If one exists, let me know and I'll link to it. If there's someone on this list we should know about, let me know too, or add that person yourself in the comments below.

Groovy/Grails people you should follow on Twitter

In no particular order...

UPDATED DEC 6, 2008

Andres Almiray
Dave Klein
Robert Fischer
Graeme Rocher
Guillaume LaForge
James Ervin
Shawn Hartsock
Play! Framework
Andrew Glover
Dierk Koenig
Scott Davis
Sven Haiges
Grails Podcast
Glen Smith
Peter Ledbrook
Venkat Subramaniam
Groovy Eclipse
Jeff Brown
Danno Ferrin
Matthew Taylor
Mac Palmer
Dmitriy Kopylenko
Paul King
Luke Daley
Jason Dillon
James Williams

This is mainly a preliminary list. I'm sure I've forgotten some 'must follow' people - who would you add? Who do you follow for your Groovy tweets?



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Andres Almiray
Shawn's link is http://twitter.com/hartsock

Marc Palmer -> http://twitter.com/wangjammer5 (Grails)
Dimitry Kopylenko -> http://twitter.com/dima767 (GrailsCrowd)
Paul King - > http://twitter.com/paulk_asert (GinA)
Luke Daley -> http://twitter.com/ldaley (Gldap, Groovy/Grails textmate bundles)
Jason Dillon -> http://twitter.com/jasondillon (GMaven)
James Williams -> http://twitter.com/ecspike (SwingXBuilder, Griffon)

GrailsCrowd -> http://twitter.com/grailscrowd
 
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